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Scientists discover spirits

Today it was announced that scientists at the University of Cambridge in the UK have discovered that we are all spirits living inside containers called bodies and that these spirits are all connected to each other and communicate with each other through mental telepathy. 3,000 years ago God of Mount Sinai in the Old Testament followed by Judaism, Christianity and Islam told King David that we are all gods (spirits), children of God (spirit). (Psalm 82:6). Scientists are spirits who don’t know they are spirits, but in case they’re wrong, they’re hedging their bets and praying (talking) to God (spirit) in their House of Worship or on the subway, whatever. If a spirit responds and tells you the future, then they say you are crazy, since they study the Prophets of the Bible.

I’m connected to you by my keyboard via internet satellites, which is a lot harder to believe than those other things. John, Paul, Ringo and George knew that we were all connected. John and Paul wrote “I’m him like you’re he like you’re me and we’re all together. Look how they run like pigs from a gun look how they fly, I’m crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van T-shirt Corporation , stupid bloody tuesday Man, you’ve been a naughty child, you’ve grown your face I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, Goo goo g’ joob, coo coo coo chooh, coo coo coo chooh … Everybody has One, Everybody has One (a spirit) (repeat 20 times)”. Who but the spirits could write such good things?

So if we are all connected spirits, why are there 50 wars all over the planet today? Is it because love and hate are two sides of the same coin? Have you ever noticed that you can only hate the people you love the most? Look at OJ and Nicole. OJ is a spirit that lives inside a body and Nicole is a spirit that has flown from the chicken coop. I wonder if she still talks to him or is she torturing him by refusing to talk to him. Now scientists can investigate whether or not animals (humans) have spirits and why walruses don’t have orthodontists. They certainly need them.

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