On April 26, 2008, the 11th Indian Premier League (IPL) cricket match will be played in Chennai and the huge response from the spectators in such scorching heat is very encouraging not only for the Indians but also a very good one. signal for cricket fans around the world. I must complement the Indian clairvoyance and wisdom of Mr. Lalit Modi, who had been the driving force behind the entire Kapil Daa theory. Kapil’s innovative idea to breathe new life into cricket and give maximum exposure to the majority of young people in the national cricket format has paved the way for BCCI to copy their format and launch the IPL with Money Barron and Baronesses (MBB) .
The applause and joy that this format brings to the viewer is far greater than any other cricket match seen so far. The impulsive nature of the crowd and the vengeful attitude of the Indians, Pakistanis, Australians or English is not visible, but all applaud a player’s performance regardless of nationality.
I proudly say that Secular India is making Secular Cricket on their soil where the sole purpose means business and not nationality. Regardless, I do offer some advice to younger and newer players who have to carve a niche in the game to survive against staunch elders whose Ability and Stamina of the Elders (SASE) is beyond comprehension. Most of the time, proving old is gold.
Kalpna’s 10 Cricket Tips (KT-10T) for Youth to Succeed in the Twenty-20 Format are
“One, no full pitch in the first three and last two;
“Two; Control over tone;
“Three; a goalkeeper above is essential;
“Four; not to any ball;
“Five; no attempt, but bowler to secure at no cost to give a wide leg side;
“Six: There is no speed if there is no control, so keep up with precision;
“Seven; learn to trim the pitch of the ball (TBR). The TBR is a new bowling technique. In this technique, a player is taught to throw each alternate ball with almost half to two-thirds of the speed of the ball before. With an inward swing. The seam of the ball is released at the angled point of an angle of almost 30 degrees between the shoulder blade and the arm. I have observed that the ball after hitting the ground moves almost double of the pitching speed and makes the game not difficult but simply impossible.Each TBR ball releasing would give a bolt or pre-wicket leg to the bowler;
“Eight; sensible bowling with zeal. I have seen in all 11 IPL matches that most fast bowlers lose their sense of direction with rhythm. I am one of those who in the IPL type format there is no corrective time as all bowlers have four more to do.
“Nine; a good duration is the necessity of the game and the player has
“Ten; AMW. My most important advice to younger bowlers is Aim Mid Wicket (AMW). Any player who follows this advice will have more success on the Twnety-20 (T-20). This technique was taught by Som Prakash Sharma to a young man from remote rural areas in the 1970s.
The T-20 format has raised the expectations of cricket fans (CF) around the world. Tea
The new format has given a new type of entertainment, which is today of prime importance. I did a survey and found that over 99% of young people are stress relieved even thinking about the T-20 cricket climax of the last three overs. It has also made people believe that the T-20 had an advantage over slow trailing test matches of more than five days. Once again, I thank Kapil Daa and hope that the vengeful attitude of the BCCI will cease after the success of the IPL based on the Indian Cricket Leave (ICL) theory. Had Kapil Daa not rebelled and formed ICL, BCCI’s tough old spirit of shuffling would never have come to an end. World over CF would share my point of view and I hope that IPL and ICL elevate Cricket as a game and not as Arc Rival Cricket Leagues (ARCL). If BCCI doesn’t improve its focus, it would hurt the game at Toto.
Do my readers share your views too? I hope most do; but sometimes
fans take it to the extreme to bring a bad name to the game. The entertainers, their dress, nationality and style have become a monstrosity of the traditional Indian way of life (TIWL). I think there is nothing wrong, but the dress code must be adapted to TIWL. These Cheer Leader girls are from humble and respectable families. How can you suspect that their profession is vulgar and prevent them from earning a living? I don’t agree to stop, but I hope BCCI and ICC will tweak the rules to give these girls struggling to make money and survive in a highly materialistic sex-oriented men’s (SOWM) world.
The way SOWM reacts to and analyzes female dominated activities is a problem; and the style of TIWL leaders to capitalize on the issue politically or exploit local support for CF. I strongly condemn such positions and try to call it Sick Sexual Mentality (SSM) out of the preview of the business world. I ask the narrow-minded politician TIWL to respond to my following remarks;
One; The clothing that the Cheer Girls wear is far more vulgar than most Indian Silver Screen Item Girls (ISSIG). Sometimes I feel embarrassed to sit back and watch most of ISSIG’s so-called Indian pop songs and dress codes.
Two; How Indian song directors repeatedly focus their cameras on the legs, thighs, waist, abdomen and hips of the girls in the article; does not make a TIWL issue to politicians?
Three; Yes, I agree, instead of continuing to show that the Indian mentality sick of foreign meat (SIMFF) should be curbed and given to Indian cheerleaders (ICG) a chance to earn a living with honor.
Kiln; How could CF entertainment be stopped around the world?
I would discuss my scariest worries about fattening in the game and its
players. According to media reports, the first match has invited the bait market of more than 700 million rupees and expected to increase further. The hype of this format must have already attracted the four best known bulls nicknamed (WIBU) ‘: –
“First; White Coat Opportunists (WCO). These are people who show heavy advertising losses to win back black money and become white.
“Second, illegal money launderers;
“Third; black marketers; and
“Fourth, gangster from the underworld.
The role of the BCCI and the ICC in the prevention of money laundering would be a herculean
task and also Indian prosecutors who need to count every ticket sold at the counter or full stadium reservation. T-20 has become the most exciting Money Mining Game Arena (MMAG).
Did Rahul’s guys lose their guns or does the guts need Mallya’s answers on the Indian Cricket Team’s unsurpassed Rock wall ability? How can such a successful captain be ignored?